当地时间2月19日，香奈儿艺术总监、时尚之王“老佛爷”卡尔·拉格菲（Karl Lagerfeld）因病逝世，享年85岁（戳回顾）。这位永远白发、马尾、黑超墨镜的老爷子，曾拍过一期有趣的视频，他扮成记者，自己采访自己。老佛爷仍旧是那张冷漠傲娇脸，讲英文带点可爱口音，时不时丢几个冷段子，不忘自嘲几句。然而采访形式可以说很是时髦，一问一答也精彩犀利，幽默睿智，不愧是一直严格要求自己的男神呢~ 

（视频来源：@英国普罗派乐卫视）

精彩问答节选：

Q：请你描述一下自己……三个词就好。
I would like you to describe yourself… Three words would be enough.

A：用三个词形容我？怕是不太够哦……首先，我其实无话可说。我对自己从来就没满意过。
Myself in three words? No I need a little more than three words for that…… First of all I have no opinion. I am never happy with myself. 

我倒是能把自己夸得天花乱坠，但恐怕连我自己都不会信。这种评价重要的是让他人信服。 所以我不评价自己。
I would give you a very flattering description, but I’m not sure I will believe. It’s more to make other people believe. So, I don’t deliver description of my person. 

你看到的就是真实的我，毫无隐瞒。
You have what you see, that’s all. There’s nothing behind.

Q：女人怎样才能变得更时髦？
What a woman can do to be really chic?

A：如果你问我“怎样才能变得更时髦啊？”，那你基本上就没救了。有些乡下农民，就算是裹着破布，都能很潮。而有些富太太们，即便穿着最昂贵的裙子，也可能土得掉渣。
If you come and ask me ’I want to be chic’, there’s little hope to become chic. Because there are peasants in the country who are beyond chic in their poor rags, and very rich women who are not chic in the most expensive dress.